Foul Monkeys..Slinging The Poo, So You Don't Have To!

Pride 48 First Hour…FM-221

Foul Monkey — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:43:21 +0000

Hello everyone! This was recorded during our live stream for Pride 48.

We are thinking of doing live shows every now and then. Let us know what you think about that!

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This Episode Fucking Sucks…FM-220

Foul Monkey — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:55:15 +0000

Check out Pride 48. Live podcasting starting on June 26th until June 28th. We record live on June 28th from 1PM to 3PM.

Ricky flies back to Lakeland from Ft Lauderdale for the listeners. We have a live audience.

Nichole is NOT getting over a sex related illness. She recalls memories of Gay Days. Miguel walks the runway as a woman.

Ricky tells a story about his sister. Tipping toes, or dipping toes?

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Where Is My Boy Scout…FM-219

Foul Monkey — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 01:47:38 +0000

We try to trick you guys, but it didn’t work out! We make fun of Nichole for a few minutes, only because she deserves it!

Julian used to give off the big slut vibe, and is upset he didn’t pick it up from Rodan.

Ricky is excited about a certain date! Ricky is asking for a boy scout.

Julian and Ricky don’t care for just mustaches!

Phone calls, emails, and junk.

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Flames From The Side Of My Face…FM-218

Foul Monkey — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:37:50 +0000

Please check out Pride 48.

Nichole is dying of the Swine Flu. She isn’t here. She hates all the listeners!

We discuss flames on the side of our faces, Ricky goes off, and Gay Days discussions.

Visit the Gay Days Blog for pictures and stuff.

We do phone calls, emails, junk and stuff!

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Melinda and Joe Rock!…FM-217

Foul Monkey — Sun, 31 May 2009 14:03:48 +0000

Nichole and Julian have a semi-fight. Foul Monkeys thanks Melinda for Ricky’s new headphones. THANK YOU SO MUCH! Ricky can’t have anything nice, without Nichole making fun of it.

Nichole runs a train, kinda! Ricky and Nichole’s Olive Garden experience.

If you are going to Gay Days, let us know, maybe we can meet up with you.

Stories from LA. Ricky gets the ultimate diss! Ricky kisses a germ-a-phobe and hated it!

Thank you Joe for our gift! We love you mucho. Did you really get the book online? Sadzies!

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La Abuela Perezoso Taco…FM-216

Foul Monkey — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:45:19 +0000

No show notes for this cluster fuck of a podcast.

Say hello to:

Wes Stone from the Live It Up Podcast
Nessa and Derek from the Stars and Tartan Podcast
Brian, Christian and Frank from the That’s What She Said Podcast
And of course me, Ricky!

Enjoy the show!

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Pops Out Like A Bloody Scud Missile…FM-215

Foul Monkey — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:03:36 +0000

It’s Ricky, Julian, and Nichole in the hizouse today!

We start out with some technical difficulties, Julian’s white trash family story, and Julian calls out Nichole. She was about to blow a pon!

Beach, sunburns, stoner friends, Obsessed, and three reasons that you should not be at Cici’s.

Veritable Virgo gives us a tongue lashing that causes laughter galore! Thanks to Melinda for the donation for Ricky’s new headphones!

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Take Care Of That Boner…FM-214

Foul Monkey — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:21:44 +0000

Nichole is here, and she is not queer.

Nichole and her three dogs, sleeping with five women, and the hepzies.

Star Trek = ZZzzzz and Nichole flashes her tits!

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Get Tricky With Ricky…FM-213

Foul Monkey — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:50:20 +0000

Thanks to Big Fatty for the intro! Loves it!

We say thank you to some new local Lakeland listeners! Thanks for the downloads! Foul Monkeys is not small!

Julian rides Chris, “if the hag hates yah, the fag don’t date yah”, emails and phone calls!

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There Are Gay Mormons?…FM-212

Foul Monkey — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:19:59 +0000

Nichole is a C U Next Tuesday. She said she didn’t feel good. Whatever, we hope she has the Swine Flu.

We talk Spanish, Ricky and his fag friends, and Julian’s DQ experience. Ricky hints at talking about his high school friend, but decides not to talk about it.

Tricks, Manhunt, phone calls and emails.

Endure the movie is being filmed in Lakeland, keep an eye out for it!

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Fuck You Julian, I’m The Cute One…FM-211

Foul Monkey — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:47:38 +0000

We start off with a new intro. Much love to Lou! Kisses and hugs!

It is our three year anniversary y’all! We talk about podcast history, tricks, and Ricky’s trip to LA.

Thanks for the phone calls! I really appreciate everyone that has contributed to the podcast. Thank you to all the listeners for supporting me in good and bad times! I love you all!

Thanks again!

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Take A Bite For Bea Arthur…FM-210

Foul Monkey — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:02:01 +0000

Make us a new intro! Nichole is not here. She was doing her family.

Gayz at Checkers? What? We need the help of the Daniel Brewer, Ricky’s revolving door, and Julian’s date.

Those are thumb prints you nasty whore! Franco calls and he is not drunk! YAY!

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Want A Portuguese Omelet…FM-209

Foul Monkey — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:00:17 +0000

No time for show notes! Hope you enjoy!

If You Seek Amy…FM-208

Foul Monkey — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:31:15 +0000

Congratulations to Archerr from Archer Radio and David from That Blue Jeans Guy. Archerr apparently forgot to email me when he invited the elite.

April Fool’s Day, Ricky’s crush, and Julian’s date gone all wrong.

Nichole calls into the show while recording, we talk about the Foul Monkeys Anniversary, and Operation Repo

Always random, never on time!

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Have You Had A Screwvenir?..FM-207

Foul Monkey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:11:08 +0000

It is an all sausagefest tonight on Foul Monkeys. Ricky and Julian talk about dinner, camping, and our young boys.

Ricky talks about home made mayonnaise, Julian discusses his screwvenir, and we switch mics.

We talk about man on man sex and then end it.

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You’re Effin Retarded…FM-206

Foul Monkey — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:52:18 +0000

It’s here and yes you might be queer. The new show! It was not supposed to be recorded until April but we worked hard to move Ricky in and get this shit started back up again.

We talk about Long John Silvers, Cable the Larry Guy, and The Housewives of Polk County.

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Leave us an iTunes review and we will love you long time. And when I saw we, I mean Nichole and her big tits!

Temporarily Out of Service

Foul Monkey — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 23:50:28 +0000

Hello all you fabulous listeners!

Ricky here, and I just wanted to say hello and let everyone know that Foul Monkeys will not be recording probably until the middle of April. With school being hectic, working full time, and in the process of moving, it has become quiet impossible to record lately.

I welcome you to go back and listen to older shows as they are being deleted one by one. I believe shows 35 and up are available.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes from everyone and Nessa you rock with the prezzies. I will share more when we are back up and running. Also, there are photos of Ricky’s birthday party. Let’s just say motor boating was the sport of the night.

Thanks to everyone for listening and you will hear from us soon!

Ricky

Here, Feel My Dick On Your Cheek…FM-205

Foul Monkey — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:56:31 +0000

We open with the Master Ass Theatre clip. Yay!

We have Nichole, Ricky, Lou and Julian around the table. My God what the fuck do we not talk about.
Nichole’s fat, she likes cock on her face, and what’s Arabian goggles?
We read the review from TheDailyMic.
The gang gives Ricky a low self-esteem. He is getting used to it.
Lou hates animals.
Julian smacks up his ex and gives us the news.

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Drunkie Cast Video Preview…FM-204

Foul Monkey — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:09:03 +0000

This is a preview of what’s to come from our drunkie cast video.

My Tits Are Like A Lazy Eye…FM-203

Foul Monkey — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:58:29 +0000

Nichole is sober now. She talks a bit about her experience.

Sara hates Ricky, and Ricky hates Sara. Where are my fucking knives?

Nichole wishes for ten year old titties! Ewww men are gross.

We do phone calls, talk about reviews and other bullshit.

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Leave us in iTunes review! We need them!

It’s A Drunkie Cast…FM-202

Foul Monkey — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:48:44 +0000

The title says it all! Listen, laugh, and respond is all that we ask!

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Bouncy Boobs Make Me Laugh…FM-201

Foul Monkey — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:22:47 +0000

Nichole needs her box because she has a case of the rhea-rhea’s.

Ricky and Nichole are trying to go by schedule, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Ricky’s black pussy will not leave us alone.

BREAKING NEWS/Celebrity News/Freak News

We discuss how much this show sucks and then we start in on sound effects.

Phone calls, email, and junk.

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Just Put The Gun In My Mouth…FM-200

Foul Monkey — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:33:08 +0000

It is our 200th show! Hurrah! Thanks to all of those that participated in the 200th show extravaganza. If you didn’t, well fuck you and call us anyway.

Of course since this is the 200th episode something had to go wrong. Please ignore Ricky’s robot voice. He fucked up the recording. We are working on it, okay people!!

We do phone calls, laugh, phone calls and laugh some more!

Thanks to everyone that has listened over the past 200 shows and hopefully you will continue to support us! I big thank you to Chris for providing us with the space we need on his server, free of charge!

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Visit the Foul Monkeys Forum Blog

Get Up You Big Fat Sissy…FM-199

Ricky B — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:41:16 +0000

We are back ya’ll after a brief break in recording. We had problems with out feed and we are completely sorry for it.

This show brings you more random talk with Ricky and Nichole. The sound quality is a bit jacked up. Not sure what happened but we are still working on it!

Not sure what all we talk about, but Nichole watches a video at the end that nearly makes her want to kill herself. Make sure you listen!

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Yes We Are Back…FM-198

Foul Monkey — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:18:41 +0000

Nichole sings a song about being gone so long.

We talk about Bob The Great, living together, and meeting other podcasters.

Nichole and Ricky read Christmas cards and thank the listeners. We taste the goodness that Phreddy mailed to us.

Phone calls and more!

Happy Holidays to you from us!

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BobTheGreat729 You Are A Fucking Cunt…FM-197

Foul Monkey — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:54:36 +0000

It’s Nichole and Ricky tonight.

No time for show notes.

Just know that BobTheGreat729 who left nasty reviews for fellow podcasters along with ours is a FUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT!

That is all!

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Oh yeah and BobTheGreat729 get a fucking life you asshole piece of shit loser stop being so bitter because one day someone will knock that chip off your shoulder and make you eat that shit!

*rant off*

Yeah, You Pedophile Freak…FM-196

Foul Monkey — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:38:14 +0000

Nichole and Ricky twin it right off from the top of the show.

Samantha and child are in the room, you might hear Shelby.Â Nichole admit it!Â She is ignorant.

We talk about the video.Â Are there any suggestions for a new video?

We beg for 200th episode calls.Â Really we have to stoop that far?

Can someone help Ricky out with Skype?

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Hold On By Wilson Phillips…FM-195

Foul Monkey — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:59:59 +0000

The Foul Monkeys Gang creates the ultimate lip sync video to Wilson Phillips.

Don’t worry Ricky plays Carnie’s part.

Thanks to Lou for all your help!

I LUV Big Fatty…FM-194

Foul Monkey — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:17:14 +0000

It is Ricky and Nichole on the mics tonight!

We talk about Nichole’s tits, and all things Cici’s (bubble guts)!

We go into phone calls, emails, and junk.Â OMG really Franco, five minutes?
Then we talk about electrolysis of the butthole.Â Who exactly holds it open?

More poems!
Call in with your 200th episode wishes and win Drew Ferguson’s book!Â Leave us some five star reviews whores!
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Shelby, Drink Your Juice…FM-193

Foul Monkey — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:08:24 +0000

Sorry it has been so long kiddos!Â Here is a spanking brand new episode.Â We are alive!

We start off with the winner of our first contest.Â Listen to find out who it is!

Thank you Lou for helping us out with our special project.Â You are greatly appreciated!

Thank you to Walt and Holly for the prezzies!Â Thanks for making Ricky smile!

We listen to phone calls, read poems and emails! We celebrate good times, Go Obama!

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That Made My Crotch Burn…FM-192

Foul Monkey — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:08:52 +0000

There is an important announcement about Ricky’s personal life.

We talk leaking boobs, Halloween costumes, and natural cum genes.

We have an interruption with Finbar barking and Samantha scares the fuck out of us!

Then we bring it to an end with poems, voicemails, and emails.

Enter the contest to win Drew Ferguson’s book The Screwed-Up Life of Charlie the Second by doing these two things:

1-Email us your most embarrassing moment ever.

2-Call and leave us a Happy 200th Episode message!
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Who Is At The Door?…FM-192

Foul Monkey — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:08:37 +0000

On Thursday, October 30th, the Lakeland Police Department received a report of a disturbance coming from the residence of Ricky Burton. Upon their arrival, they discovered signs of forced entry. Once inside the residence, they found it to be empty. There were several clues that seemed to indicate that the occupants of the residence did not leave of their own free will, including a purse left behind that belonged to a female victim, Nichole (last name withheld) , a wallet left on the kitchen counter belonging to another female victim, Samantha (last name withheld) , and a baby bottle on the floor that belonged to Samantha’s toddler daughter, Shelby . Upon further investigation of the residence, police discovered open files on the desk top computer. Once all evidence was removed from the crime scene, the contents of the computer were searched and this is what was discovered. It is the last known recording of the three victims. If you have any information on their whereabouts, please contact the Lakeland Police Department.

Drew Ferguson Rocks…FM-191

Foul Monkey — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:45:42 +0000

It’s okay to be gay.

We review Drew Ferguson’s book, “The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second.”

Go out and buy the book.Â It is excellent.

Enter the contests to win a copy of Drew’s book.

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I Want To Break Free…FM-190

Foul Monkey — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:09:29 +0000

Ricky lip syncs to Queen.Â Enjoy!Â New show coming soon.

Flash Us Your Ladywood…FM-189

Foul Monkey — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:27:55 +0000

Ricky has de-aged.Â Then we talk about Benjamin Button.

We have contests!Â Listen up bitches!

We go into poems, phone calls, and emails.

Secrets revealed?
Who is Randy, who is Paula, and who is Simon?
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Leave us iTunes reviews!Â NextÂ photo, Mike’s Penis Hard!

Veritable Virgo is Our Hero…FM-188

Foul Monkey — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:07:27 +0000

Creepy face man approaches Ricky’s patio, we all get scurred!

Twined it, cloned it, and there is……?

Veritable Virgo has given us an early Christmas gift.Â Listen to find out what it is.

Thank you to Patrick from DQYDJ for his recording of the Master Ass Theatre!Â Go give his podcast a listen!
We read some reviews, give some poems, and listen to some phone calls.

Check out Drew Ferguson’s book The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second.
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Trucker Mike Shows His Penis…FM-187

Foul Monkey — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:39:54 +0000

Talking during the introduction?Â What huh?Â Yeah!
It is the showing of Trucker Mike’s Penis.

That is all there is to say.

Check out the Foul Monkeys Blog to see the pictures!

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Have You Ever Had A Guy Blow Job You?…FM-186

Foul Monkey — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:38:40 +0000

Ricky, Samantha, and Nichole are in the house with special guest Sarah.

We start out with diarrhea and queefs. We have no poems this week. Thanks Nichole.

We are so random, show notes have no justice.

Fuck you, to the anonymous emailer.

We listen to a PSA from a bunch of actors. To view it, visit the blog!

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Obama’s Dynamite…FM-185

Foul Monkey — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:53:14 +0000

It is Ricky and Samantha on the mics this afternoon. Nichole is out watching football.

Ricky and Samantha discuss the old ways of recording.

Ricky is soar and don’t ask why! Homeless woman meltdown.

We have more diarrhea verses! How much do we love diarrhea?

Politics on Foul Monkeys? What? Huh?

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Big Fatty, What Are You Wearing?…FM-184

Foul Monkey — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:03:34 +0000

The show starts off with a rape scene.

We try to call Big Fatty but that didn’t work.Â We love us some Big Fatty. Nichole has phone sex with Big Fatty.

We listen to some phone calls, read some poems and laugh our asses off.

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Would You Like A Puffy Taco?…FM-183

Foul Monkey — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:46:52 +0000

We start the show….kinda slow.

We talk a bit of diarrhea, feedback, and junk.

Straight boy face, peoms, and our top ten Myspace friends.

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Leave us iTunes reviews.Â Five stars preferred.

It’s Gonzo Shaped…FM-182

Foul Monkey — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:28:05 +0000

No show notes, in a hurry this morning!Â Enjoy the show.

Diarrhea Uh Uh…FM-181

Foul Monkey — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:06:44 +0000

Samantha had to leave because she had to do some duties so she is not here.

This episode is all about poop.Â White poop, dog poop, and most of all diarrhea!

We have poems, phone calls, and junk and stuff.

Should we keep the PO Box open?

We laugh for about fifteen minutes while singing the Diarrhea Song!Â Oh yeah you know you like it!

Who sits on a fences?Â They’re sharp!

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I Busted A Brain Nerve…FM-180

Foul Monkey — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:38:49 +0000

Ricky fucks up the recording AGAIN. Three times a charm right?

We talk douching, enimas, and shopping experiences.

We have 80 reviews.Â Trucker Mike needs to make his appointment.

Samantha sips on the hatoraide!
Project Runway (holla at ya boy).Â Phone calls, poems and more random shit.

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Touch My Bass…FM-179

Foul Monkey — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:45:22 +0000

Taco Bell, small wieners, and what gay activities go on between men!

Nichole writes Ricky a poem, we listen to some calls, and talk about shameful experiences.

Leave us a review in iTunes to see Trucker Mikes penis.

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Franco, Stop Drinking…FM-178

Foul Monkey — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:02:45 +0000

Ricky, Nichole and Samantha are your hosts tonight.

Talking through teeth, busting a spleen, and leaving us reviews.

We do phone calls.Â Franco, no ma’am.

We discuss sexual fantasies thanks to SDKEN.

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

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Make sure to leave us an iTunes review.Â We only need three more to see Trucker Mike’s jacob’s ladder!

Seth Rogen Is My New Boyfriend…FM-177

Foul Monkey — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:49:28 +0000

Samantha is back.Â You might remember the show she was on called “Does your douche come in rice and gravy.”Â Go check out some of her older episodes if you choose.

Samicky’s anyone?Â Ricky had to check to make sure he is recording through the right equipment.Â Cunt what?

Heads almost fly when Samantha tries to give Ricky and purple nurple.

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Check out the following websites: The Pink G33k Podcast and We’re Mean Because You’re Stupid.

Don’t Hate On The Listeners…FM-176

Foul Monkey — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:34:07 +0000

Can’t guess our Spanish?Â WTF?

We have phone calls, emails, and poems.

Anyone want to compete in the compeTiTion?Â Let us know!Â We need an email and photo.Â Please be over 18.

Message us on AIM: fmrickyb and dreadnaughty18

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Check out the following podcasts:

The Ramble Redhead Show

Don’t Quit Your Day Job

We’re Mean Because You’re Stupid

PNS Explosion

Archer Radio

If I Could Snap My Butt Cheeks, I Would…FM-175

Foul Monkey — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:57:14 +0000

Oh no! Bennigan’s is closed!

Ricky tries to act straight, a dream about Samantha, and I love lamp.

We do feedback, emails, and phone calls.

Then we have poems for Melanie and Walt.

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Check out the Foul Monkeys Blog

I Came To From A Blackout and My Penis Was In Her Mouth…FM-174

Foul Monkey — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:23:33 +0000

Trucker Mike is back in the hizzle.

He shares his whorin’ ways, his ability to sex up his boss, and his awesome drinking stories.

We talk piercings, pissing on people, and the word cooch!

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

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If I Taped My Boobs Down, Would Taylor Love Me?..FM-173

Foul Monkey — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:08:56 +0000

Ricky talks about seeing Kevin B from the QCastCT, in his play called Die Mommie Die.Â Then the following day Ricky, describes his time with Taylor from Pod Is My Co-pilot.Â Babaloo was there too!

Listener Franco tells us what happens when you dial 206-888-FOUL.Â Creepy!

We do some telephone calls and Nichole reads some of her poems for the listeners that have left us reviews.

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

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Send Us Stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

Finally leave us a review on iTunes to receive your poem written by Nichole.

LA, the Meet and Greet, and the Gift…FM-172

Foul Monkey — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:26:01 +0000

LA, the Meet and Greet, and the Gift!!!!

How Much Do We Love Sexual Harrassment?..FM-172

Foul Monkey — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:27:54 +0000

Ricky fucked up episode 172 last week, so we attempt it again this week.

Ricky and Nichole get Spanish lessons.Â Guess what we are saying and you could win a prize.

We try to get SDKen to call in through text message.

We go over comments, phone calls and emails.

Nichole’s Nook??? The poems that are owed to listeners that have left us reviews.

Email us at: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

Call and ask us questions: 206-984-FOUL

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Don’t Sound So Fucking Interested…FM-171

Foul Monkey — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:18:26 +0000

Ricky and Nichole dance to the theme music.

Busty Heart scares us.Â We say hello to the new Frappr Mapper Franco!Â Call me sometime.

We beg listeners to CALL us!Â Nichole initiates a compeTITion.Â Bring it Lauren and all you other straight girls!

Ryan Star Jones calls in to the show. Â Do you want to see us live?Â Let us know!

Nichole loves the red heads.Â Send in photos of sexy redheads.

Call us: 206-984-FOUL

Email Us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

Send Us Junk: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

That’s Not His Facial Hair…FM-170

Foul Monkey — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:10:42 +0000

Nichole says the intro.Â YAY!Â Nichole begs for her gift.

Thanks Walt for the CD!

Nichole has a full on bitch slap to her head and we go over some feedback.

Nichole abuses Ricky and then has a dizzy spell.

Then a gift for Nichole!Â Thanks Brian!

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

Call us: 206-984-FOUL

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Mama is Freeeeee!..FM-169

Foul Monkey — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:18:18 +0000

A new show with no introduction. Ricky and Christian talk about everything we can in forty minutes.
I discuss my trip to LA, meeting Nessa and Wes, and hanging out in the CA lifestyle.

We sing a little too!

Thanks to Lalalauren for the album art!

Call us: 206984FOUL

email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

Send us stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

I HAVE TO BEEP THAT SHIT OUT…FM-168

Foul Monkey — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:21:35 +0000

Nichole starts out with saying her last name.Â Thanks Nichole for the title!

We talk about cat butts, we laugh, we watch Disney Porn!

Nichole has something to confess.

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Call Us: 206-984-FOUL

Send Us Junk and Stuff:Â PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

Salad Shooter and Uncut Cocks…FM-167

Foul Monkey — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:09:57 +0000

We are back from Cici’s once again.Â We start the show singing.Â If you are sensitive to the 9/11 events you might want to fast forward a bit.
We talk about Salad Shooter, uncut cocks, and Ricky gets a bit tipsy.

We record a little video action and will place it on the blog as soon as Ricky feels like it.

Call Us: 206-984-FOUL

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Send Us Stuff:Â PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Is She A Wildebeest or a Wild Boar?..FM-166

Foul Monkey — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:32:15 +0000

Ricky starts off with clearing his sinuses!Â We discover Nichole is socially retarded and can’t introduce the show.

We watch a video called the Yes Dance on Youtube.Â Might be a snoozefest for you.

We talk while doing a video.Â You can check it out on the Foul Monkeys Blog!

Trucker Mike calls in and explains his situation with his bad ass bitch.

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com
Call us: 206-984-FOUL
Send us stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

You Said Stool Softener…FM-165

Foul Monkey — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:55:03 +0000

Ricky talks about the weekend with fellow podcasters at Gay Days.

We listen to some phone calls.

Then we laugh for about five minutes straight.

Call us: 206-984-FOUL
Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com
Send us Stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Don’t Wear A Red Shirt…FM-164

Foul Monkey — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:01:29 +0000

Ricky, DRD, Wagner, and Brett are around the table.

Putt Putt, dick sucks, and flying office chairs.

We discuss getting Wagner’s brother to wear a red shirt to Disney this weekend.

Call us: 206-984-FOUL

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

Send us stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Talking Straight…I Don’t Know that Language…FM-163

Foul Monkey — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:43:32 +0000

Second show blues, with nothing to really talk about.

Ricky forgets about the podcast he was on Pie Plate Bingo.

Our necks, our backs.Â Questions for Nichole again.Â Too big to fit in here!

Website is being worked on in the middle of the show.Â Sorry!

Call us: 206-984-FOUL

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

Send us junk: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

That Vagina is Crystallized…FM-162

Foul Monkey — Wed, 28 May 2008 03:13:35 +0000

The show starts off slow. Literally.

Taco Bell hell, sunburns, and Flipper.

Ricky asks some very random questions. Maybe a regular segment.

Boob talk, Frappr Map, and yeast infections.

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com
Call us: 206-984-FOUL
Send us stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

80 iTunes reviews gets you a picture of Trucker Mikes Jacobs Ladder.
85 iTunes reviews gets you Nichole’s dancing boob.
100 iTunes gets Trucker Mikes and Brett’s penis’ docking or at least in the same photo.

I Will Have To Beep That Out…FM161

Foul Monkey — Sat, 24 May 2008 05:29:32 +0000

Ricky and Nichole sitting in a tree…..

More jokes about Ricky’s age, Nichole’s experience at Chili’s, and tit rashes.

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com
Call Us: 206-984-FOUL
Send Us Junk: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Ricky Has The SBD’s…FM-160

Foul Monkey — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:59:03 +0000

Ricky and Nichole tell of their scary moment.

We talk about some mamma’s.

Ricky has the SBD’s.

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Call us?: 206-984-FOUL

Send us stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

This Is Not A Slit Your Wrist Podcast…FM-159

Foul Monkey — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:40:09 +0000

Ricky, Nichole and Sara are around the table just talking shit.

We discuss Nichole’s naughty practices, some of our guilty pleasures in music, and much much more!

Call us: 206-984-FOUL

Email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com

Send us stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Don’t Cum On My Face…FM-158

Foul Monkey — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:58:52 +0000

We start off with an old intro.

Nichole and I recorded one after another a couple of weeks ago.Â This is the second show.

Raisins, scary movies,Â and a little karaoke!

The Promise…FM-157

Foul Monkey — Sun, 04 May 2008 05:40:27 +0000

A not so happy show…

Go Back To Whore Island…FM-156

Foul Monkey — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:45:18 +0000

Foul Monkeys is Herbeless tonight.Â Nichole steps in to take his place.Â She is such a fan girl!

Squirrels,Â Jeffree Star, and grabbing cucumbers and melons are discussed.

We attempt to talk about scary movies, watch a few trailers, and straight into beef curtains.

Give us a call for our 2 year anniversary 206-984-FOUL

Remember 80 reviews gets you a pic of Trucker Mike’s pierced penis!

PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

We’ll Just Call Him Anonymous…FM-155

Foul Monkey — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:06:15 +0000

We have yet another new person on the show, Trucker Mike.

There are more straights then gays on Foul Monkeys tonight.

We have phone calls, random talking, and stories from Trucker Mike!

Contest, what? 2Gether, huh?
Call for our 2 year anniversary 206-984-FOUL.
foulmonkeys@gmail.com
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Is That A Penis In Your Pants or Your Fucking Prostate?…FM-154

Foul Monkey — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:41:38 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, gay Brett and Evan are back around the table.

Brett humps his brother dry.

We go over some more phone calls.Â Thank you to Alex, Holly, Luna, Tim, Melanie, and Lala!

Call us for our 2 year anniversary 206-984-FOUL (3685)
foulmonkeys@gmail.com
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

I Don’t Like A Big One…I Like A Few Small Ones…FM-153

Foul Monkey — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:23:01 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, Brett and newbie Evan are in the house tonight.

Herbe reads poems, we listen to phone calls and Mario Kart Wii

Alex from Miami, Big Fatty, Walt, and Casey, Thank You!

206984FOUL
Po Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803
foulmonkeys@gmail.com

A Fist Full of Lube, A Few Private Movies, and Cold Showers…FM-152

Foul Monkey — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:04:23 +0000

Ricky, Herbe and Fry are chillin and junk and stuff.

Games and poems for listeners.

Leave a message for our two year anniversary.

We end it with My Puss

foulmonkeys@gmail.com
206-984-FOUL
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

I’ll Take An Order Of Drew With A Side of Fry…FM-151

Foul Monkey — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:41:46 +0000

More Mama Ceddy!

Foul Monkeys two year anniversary is coming up at the end of April.Â Call and leave us a message for it!Â It will be played on the show.
206-984-FOUL
foulmonkeys@gmail.com
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Mama Ceddy In Da House…FM-150

Foul Monkey — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:32:20 +0000

Mama Ceddy is back.

Advice for Holly

Phone calls.

206-984-FOUL
foulmonkeys@gmail.com
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Can I Smell Yo Dick?…FM-149

Foul Monkey — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:36:52 +0000

Ricky, Herbe and Brett are around the table again.Â We get to know Brett in the Foul Monkeys way.

We talk about Nard from Bear Podcast!

We discuss videos on the Foul Monkeys Blog.

We take phone calls from Tim from There are Some Who Call Me Tim,Â Brad, Holly from WMBYS.

Brett’s shart story is hot.

Leave a question or comment for Mama Ceddy!

206-984-FOUL
foulmonkeys@gmail.com
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

You Guys Are My Boys…FM-148

Foul Monkey — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:17:14 +0000

Ricky, Herbe and Brett are around the table.Â Brett is a first timer on our show.Â He is a good friend who likes to chill.

Herbe tries to get us to blow our wad all at one time.Â Ricky says no.

Archer Radio discusses Foul Monkeys.

The items discussed on our show by Herbe are not the views of other Foul Monkeys Podcasters.

Big Fatty, Casey call in.

The Weekly Presidential Address.Â We purchased the PO Box for another six months.Â Give us a reason to keep it.

Also, call in with questions for Mama Ceddy.Â We think she needs a challenge on the show.

foulmonkeys@gmail.com
206-984-FOUL
Po Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803
Check out the Foul Monkeys Blog

Money and Bitches Yo…FM-147

Foul Monkey — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:12:57 +0000

Wagner is in da’ house.

We talk sickness and then straight into Tales from the Wagon!

We’re Mean Because You’re Stupid talks smells, Big Fatty, Archerr, and JayT call in.

Ricky says Fry’s real name and we talk money and bitches!

foulmonkeys@gmail.com

206-984-FOUL

PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

Finbar…FM-146

Foul Monkey — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:49:17 +0000

Finbar!!!!

It’s Bro Rape Time Bro!…FM-145

Foul Monkey — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:32:07 +0000

Smash Brothers Brawl AGAIN

Then we go into Tim’s poem!

We dicuss Cora’s job at the Strawberry Festival and then discuss Bro Rape!

206-984-FOUL
foulmonkeys@gmail.com
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Die, Faggots, Die…FM-144

Foul Monkey — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:29:11 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, and Fry are around the table tonight!

Super Smash Brothers Brawl!

News, listener feedback, and telephone calls.

Intro and outro by cutie Lou!

Check out David from That Blue Jeans Guy and Tim from Terminally Single!

206-984-FOUL
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Support Holly…FM-143

Foul Monkey — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:53:54 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, Cora, and Fry are up for a one hour chat.

Ricky’s Birthday….Hola!

Rednecks and Chinese Restaurants.

Poems, Poems, Poems!

Support Holly in her walk for animals!

Check out Tim from Terminally Single.

foulmonkeys@gmail.com
206-984-FOUL
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33803

iPhone VS Sidekick…FM-142

Foul Monkey — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:47:12 +0000

The discussion is on, iPhone VS Sidekick!

We meet Sara Davis from HMDWL along Michael and Kevin from QCcastCT. We also meet up with Ryan and Jason who are listeners of everyone’s show.

We talk about listener Lauren and her big tata’s!

Don’t forget Ricky’s birthday!

Music by: Winsome Griffles

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206-984-FOUL

We Don’t Want Wii AIDS…FM-141

Foul Monkey — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:00:30 +0000

Intro by Winsome Griffles.

Ricky is Nessa’s and Holly’s number one bitch.

Add our Wii Number 8476-7111-1397-7743

Herbe gets a job and then we read some mail!

Thanks toÂ How Much Do We Love for suggesting Box-O-Wine from Target.

206-984-FOUL
foulmonkeys@gmail.com
PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Someone Needs To Wipe!…FM-140

Foul Monkey — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:03:40 +0000

It is Ricky, Herbe and Nathan (via Skype) tonight.Â We talk about animals, jobs, and sex dreams.

Enjoy the show!

foulmonkeys@gmail.com
206-984-FOUL
PO Box 725
Lakeland, FL 33802

Pretend It’s A Big Ole Peter…FM-139

Foul Monkey — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:04:20 +0000

Lala opens up the show with her version of Herbelicous.Â Thanks Lala!

Wagner joins Herbe and Ricky this evening.

Listener feedback, Stories from the Wagon, and Fuckin’ Matt Damon (thanks to PIMCP)
foulmonkeys@gmail.com
206-984-FOUL
POÂ Box 725
Lakeland, FL 33802

Are They Crinkle Cut?…FM-138

Foul Monkey — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:51:25 +0000

We kinda talk about football.Â Well kinda.

Herbe makes a generalization that pisses people off on Livejournal.

We talk about our new segment and listen to some phone calls.

Have a good one!

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206-984-FOUL
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Send us stuff: PO Box 725 Lakeland, FL 33802

Random, Random, and More Random…FM-137

Foul Monkey — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:57:38 +0000

This podcast is so full of randomness, the show notes may be useless.

Microphones mess up, our live studio audience is loud and proud, and we suffer from severe ADD.

We talk about New Years, bloody pussy, and tattooed assholes.

Check out We’re Mean Because You’re Stupid Podcast.

Leave reviews fuckers!

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206-984-FOUL
Add us on your Myspace and Facebook.
Send us stuff: PO Box 725, Lakeland, FL 33802

Go Rim a Goat…FM-136

Foul Monkey — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:37:16 +0000

Yes we are back.Â For thirty minutes or so.Â Just talking really.

QcastCT and PIMCP are mentioned.

Bioshock, words we don’t like, and talking about life is on this episode.

Email us, call us, send us stuff!

So Sorry For Our Absence

Foul Monkey — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:44:01 +0000

Hello everyone,

Sorry their has not been a show lately, we just have been really busy.Â Ricky started school last week and has been super busy trying to get his work settled.

Herbe has been looking for a job.

All the other crew members have been doing their own things.

We are trying to get our groove thing back, but it is hard when we really don’t get any feedback.Â We are not sure if people are really listening or not.

But don’t worry, we will be back soon.Â Look for a show Friday night or Saturday morning!

Later!

Stop Being A Limp Dick…FM-135

Foul Monkey — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:44:12 +0000

It is Christian’s last day here in Florida.Â We go all kinds of crazy with sound effects.Â Then Herbe appears in the middle of the podcast.Â This is a long one kiddos, I hope you can take it all!

Again, it’s all about the PNS Explosion.

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206-984-FOUL
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Penguin5985@aol.com Needs to Be Butt Raped…FM-134

Foul Monkey — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:43:07 +0000

Ricky and Christian talk PNS Explosion (with Rob Lindley)!!!!

And the Little Fatty Cast!!!

Herbe calls in while recording.Â He says ‘Hey’.

We listen to phone calls and emails.Â Thank you Nancy from Japan for sending us a Christmas card.

Hello, It is Momma Ceddy…FM-133

Foul Monkey — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 03:29:01 +0000

Ricky, Drew and Dominic surround the studio to talk about bitches, ho’s and sluts!

Oh yeah Herbe’s Mom (Mamma Ceddy) calls during the show.Â Listen to what she has to say!

2Guys1Queer…FM-132

Foul Monkey — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:42:24 +0000

Ricky, Drew (Ricky’s straight boyfriend) and Dark Reverend Dom talk about junk and stuff!

Check it out.

Happy Holidays!

Foul Monkeys Lite (Kinda)…FM-131

Foul Monkey — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:47:28 +0000

Ricky and Herbe are back. Forty minutes long, always hard. Enjoy the show. Leave us iTunes reviews damn it!

That’s the Way God Made It…FM-130

Foul Monkey — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:42:37 +0000

Welcome Angrygoatee (Mike) and his husband Tim to the show. Mike is a listener from back in the day who showed Herbe and Ricky a good time. Dinner and drinks were had!

Enjoy the show! Sorry we have been away for awhile. We will be back on schedule soon! Make sure to check out the album art!

Foul Monkeys Lite #10…FM-129

Foul Monkey — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:31:28 +0000

Just a quick update ya’ll.

Sorry for being gone so long. Thanks for all the emails and text messages asking if we are okay. We will be back on a regular schedule soon.

Ricky and Herbe

Foul Monkeys Lite #9…FM-128

Foul Monkey — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:26:32 +0000

The sound quality is jacked up, but we still keep it real. Ricky and Misty talk about random shit!

Enjoy!

Keepin’ It Poppin (Round 2)…FM-127

Foul Monkey — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:37:27 +0000

No show notes! It’s an old episode!

Hopefully No One Shows Up In Cloaks and Diapers…FM-126

Foul Monkey — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:09:53 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, Michelle, Drew and Dom are around the table.

Ricky starts to bitch about Herbe now cooking dinner.Â Then we go into Cooking 101 with Ricky.

Then we talk about our weekend with Kevin-the-Cable-Guy!Â He rocks, what a great listener.Â We miss you.Â Ricky gets drunk and then we discuss our kind of sexual fun.Â Bear Bust, drinking and Epcot.

Foul Monkeys is now on the Match the Podcasters with The Little Fatty Cast.Â Check out the post about Larry H Vader.

We go over telephone calls and go over a sex tip from Wilma Jean Pine-Pussy.Â Then 30 Days ofÂ Night.

Come to the House of D party if you are local.

Foul Monkeys Lite #8….FM-125

Foul Monkey — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:29:04 +0000

Ricky, Herbe and Dark Reverend Dom are around the table.

We talk about Herbe losing his job, The Little Fatty Cast, and Suicide Girls.Â We also listen to calls from listeners!
Make sure to send us stuff in our new PO Box.

PO Box 725
Lakeland, FL 33802

Pull Away and Cream All Over the Room…FM-124

Foul Monkey — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 19:15:58 +0000

The introduction is by Cori, Dustin’s wife.Â He has been in Iraq for a few months and this is his last tour.Â Around the table is Ricky, Herbe, Drew and Dark Reverend Dom.

The recording studio has been changed around to allow more room for our guests.

We talk about our new post office box, drunk bitches, and meeting listeners.

Herbe was asked a great question from a Christian lady at Wal-mart.

Send us stuff:
P.O. Box 725
Lakeland, FL 33803

Foul Monkeys Lite #7…FM-123

Foul Monkey — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:25:24 +0000

Welcome to Foul Monkeys Lite.Â Ricky and Herbe talk about making dinner, Archerradio, and Herbe’s crazy ass phone attitude.

Ricky finds it hard to believe that Kyle had never seen Star Wars.

We are meeting another listener, and we talk about Kellen and listen to his phone call.Â Also, check him out on the Jungle Map and sign up too!
We give thanks to The Little Fatty Cast thanks to Kellen’s reporting.

Check out the Foul Monkeys Blog for photos and the latest video podcast.

Herbe, America’s Next Top Model…FM-122

Foul Monkey — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:53:33 +0000

Pod Is My Co-Pilot brings us in with a big bang.Â Ricky, Kyle and Brayden are around the table.Â Herbe is not feeling well.Â Kyle is from Kentucky and Brayden is from Canada.
Jeans, sweating for Jesus, Canada Ave, and cum trees.

Gay or Euro-trash?Â That is hard and junk.Â Check out the photos on the Foul Monkeys Blog.

We end with ‘Would You Rathers’ and our love for Planet Unicorn!

You’re To Big To Fit In Here!…FM-121

Foul Monkey — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:49:36 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, Ryan, Stephanie and listener Kyle are on the show tonight.

We talk Wii condoms, lube, kegel exercises.

Foul Monkeys is the new Love Connection. We are getting two listeners together for a night of fun.

The Sweetest Thing is a great movie. We sing, we laugh, and we laugh some more.

Ricky burps a zillion times. Telephone calls and bunches of other things.

Foul Monkeys Lite #6…FM-120

Foul Monkey — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:54:20 +0000

Taylor the Latte Boy was here recording with us and Ricky fucks it all up. Garageband ate our recording.Â We were able to save 11 minutes of the recording.Â It is attached to the end of the Foul Monkeys Lite recording.

Have a great week!

So You Have Vomitty Vagina?…FM-119

Foul Monkey — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:10:04 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, Dom, Michelle, and Drew are around the table.Â We start out with a full belly.Â Red Lobster was had.

We talk 360, tipping and experiences with food service.

Herbe gets a little crazy when Archerr talks about a touchy subject.Â Archerr we love you sooo much.Â Herbe is just crazy! (I write the show notes, so I can say what I want).

We go over some feedback.Â We talk someÂ House of D and Halloween partying.

We end it with “Would You Rathers?”!

Foul Monkeys Lite #5…FM-118

Foul Monkey — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:01:34 +0000

Herbe wakes up before 1pm.Â Amazing!Â There is nothing wrong with Malt-O-Meal cereal!

Mike Hipp from Podcastsoup.net has reviewed us again.Â Go check it out.Â He also does Soy Candles by Phebes.Â Check him out.

Herbe discusses how he rates men older than 35.

Ricky thanks Tim from Go Rainbow Radio and There Are Some Who Call Me Tim.Â Also, thank you to Daniel from Call Box 7.Â Both helped out with technical issues.

New Frappr Mappers and a call from Lala!

Finally we pick a winner for the t-shirt.Â Thanks for leaving reviews and don’t forget we always need more!

A Foul Monkeys Video Short #2

Foul Monkey — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:56:21 +0000

Just a short video again. Sorry about the crappy quality, we are still working on it!

Foul Monkeys Lite #4…FM117

Foul Monkey — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:04:12 +0000

We talk Archerradio, Apple, video games, gym membership, the podcast Instant Gratification, and Michael Jackson!Â Listener Obie kisses us goodbye!
Enjoy!

Test Video Podcast (take two)

Foul Monkey — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:10:18 +0000

Still testing!

She Don’t Need No 3Sum Pussy…FM-116

Foul Monkey — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:46:45 +0000

It is 3 AM and we are drinking and tired.Â We start out with The Brave One.Â Then we talk about the rest of the day.

Herbe’s actually says something good about Apple iPods.

Charity discusses her jealousy of the penis and what she would do with it if she had one.

Drew was in a bad accident.Â Check out the Foul Monkeys Blog to see the photos of his car.Â Can you guess what kind of potato chips Herbe is eating?

We end it with some ‘Would You Rathers’!

I Wanna Fuck Your Boyfriend Before I Moveâ€¦FM-115

Foul Monkey — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:20:45 +0000

Itâ€™s Ricky, Herbe, Reverend Dom and Drew sitting around the table.Â All guys!Â Hells yeah.
We talk a little about 9/11, but not too much, we are already too depressed in this world.Â Herbe gets up before 11am.Â I know right!

We go over some feedback from the last show.

We play a Youtube clip of someone that overacts to Britneyâ€™s VMA performance.

Ricky tries to stop saying the word â€˜likeâ€™.Â It is like hard and junk!Â Imagine Herbe goes off on Apple again!

Foul Monkeys Lite #3…FM-114

Foul Monkey — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:24:12 +0000

Welcome to ~~Foul Monkeys~~ Flossie’s Show.Â Mama Ced took over the last show and everyone loved her.Â We will have her on again soon.

We go over some comments left on the website and Ricky questions Herbe’s video watching of a listener.Â Check out Instant Gratification.

Herbe likes Will and Grace, but doesn’t want to admit it.Â Then we go over some phone calls that we received from the last show.

Is That a Plantain In Your Pocket, or Are You Happy to See Me?…FM-113

Foul Monkey — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:34:31 +0000

Welcome Flossie, Herbe’s mom to the show.
Sorry about the late show, but this is one of the best ever.Â Flossie is a dirty girl!

No show notes, too sleepy sleeps.

Foul Monkeys Lite #2…FM112

Foul Monkey — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:19:35 +0000

It’s another Foul Monkeys Lite addition. We drop our deuce.

It’s just Herbe and Ricky while Misty is on the sound board.Â She doesn’t talk, so it is still a lite version.

Groceries, video games, and the weekend party.

Herbe says Ricky was borderline cheating at the party.Â Keep an eye out on the Foul Monkeys Blog to see drunky pictures of Ricky!

Keep It Foul, Keep It Fun!

There Was a Tube in Her Vagina…FM-111

Foul Monkey — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:09:34 +0000

We start out offering our condolences to Mute Brandy.Â If you would like, send her an email or call our listener line 206-984-FOUL.

Ricky, Herbe, Ryan, Misty, Stephanie, and Drew are around the table.Â It gets a little hectic, but it is fun.

Iraq and Indiana one in the same?Â Ryan sucks Ricky off?Â What?

Ricky complains about not having any reviews after asking the listeners to do their jobs!

Necrophilia makes it into the conversation.

Keep a look out for Foul Monkeys Lite #2

Foul Monkeys Lite #1…FML01

Foul Monkey — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:24:39 +0000

This is Foul Monkeys Lite.Â Check out why there is a lite version of the greatest podcast in the world!

Herbe’s bitch moment will also be included in these episodes.Â He also names a few things for people to check out.

It is simple, light, and extra breezy!

Make sure to check out our regular shows too!

Suck A Dick-Up, Till You Hiccup…FM-110

Foul Monkey — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:55:51 +0000

A robot introduces us all except Drew. Hello Drew! Herbe isn’t on the beginning of the show because he is poopin’.

Stephanie tells Ricky that he has to get faster with the sound effects, so he turns them over to Drew to handle. We are so unprofessional as we adjust everything while recording. Then we speak of the psycho slut.

We have some wonderful news about the show and then release information on a CONTEST we are having. Bring it on Pod Is My Co-pilot!Â Just kidding.
Ricky tries to explain Twitter, but no one really gets it. Herbe’s ass hurts, and we all know why! Herbe thinks Ryan is hot, but not really.

Arabian goggles, and the rear admiral are explained. Then we go on a tangent of The Goonies. Stephanie loves the breast physics of DOA. Ryan makes everyone yawn over his government story.

Herbe says he doesn’t know how he feels about the show, but he loves Archerr, from Archer Radio. Archerr said he loves the controversy that Herbe brings to the show. Check out what Archerr had to say over at Archer Radio.

We do some listener feedback. Lala from the Pink G33k Podcast, Carlos, and Enrique call in.

We then end it with ‘Would You Rathers’.

And By Keg, I Mean Butt Plug…FM-109

Foul Monkey — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:19:27 +0000

Coke and Jack are in the house.Â When we say house, we mean Ryan’s mouth.Â When we say his mouth, well we mean his mouth.Â We start talking about pot!

Cyber-bullying!Â Stephanie tells us everything we need to know.Â It is really a pussy term.

Herbe spits in the microphones.

We have TONS of listener feedback!Â Listen and learn. Bigfundrew admits his love for Ryan and Stephanie and asks us some questions.Â We answer!Â Hope it works for you.
Lala from the Pink G33k Podcast is not a racist.Â She swears!Â Taylor the Latte Boy from Pod Is My Co-pilot says he loves Stephanie.

Christian leaves a special message for Ryan.Â Ryan feels used, abused, and not loved.

Check out the Foul Monkeys Website for our email address, IM’s, and our fun blog!

You Can’t Take What I Got Baby…FM-108

Foul Monkey — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 18:40:26 +0000

Herbe starts it out bitchin’ and moanin’.Â Like that is new.Â Finally Ricky is able to open the show.

We review the history of Foul Monkeys because Danny J needed to know.Â All the old shows are once again posted for a while. Go back and download them if you want them.Â They will not be online for too much longer.

Foul Monkeys might be sued.Â We talk about it in detail.Â Wait until you hear what is said.Â We are welcoming the challenge.
Ryan takes off his shirt to tell Herbe there will be more Plain White T’s.Â More world talk.Â Herbe is a heartless bitch, kinda.Â Ricky then talks about the salaries of CEO’s of the American Red Cross, the United Way, and the Salvation Army.

Ricky bitches about the nazi’s over at Facebook.Â Blah whatever.

We end with ‘Would You Rather’s’ and then some chitter chatter afterwards. Then you hear the longest word in the dictionary.

Make sure to check out the Foul Monkeys Blog.Â The extra show with Bear Podcast is there, along with other posts made by us.Â If you want follow the lead of Danny J and send us stuff to post there.

That Must Be One Hell Of A Dick-Suckin’…FM-107

Foul Monkey — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:43:16 +0000

Lala from the Pink G33k Podcast brings in the show.Â We are Herbeless tonight because he was not in a good mood to talk.Â Drama queen!Â Ryan gets Italian on us.Â Spicy!

Stephanie breathes heavy because she is fat.Â We talk a little phone sex, just to get started.Â We talk a little sidekick we make a little love.Â Then we learn the connection between Ryan, Stephanie and her loser ex-husband.

We learn about MTD’s.Â Microphone transmitted diseases.Â Stephanie has the most unprofessional doctor ever.

We talk about other podcasters listening to the show. Michael from Q Cast CT, Tim from There Are Some That Call Me Tim and Go Rainbow Radio, and Archer from Archer Radio.

Then we talk about drug use and what we have done in our past.Â We need the addresses of the people who left reviews on iTunes.Â We just need one more person to leave us a review.Â Lets get to it people!

Do we have a transvestite listener? Email Stephanie if you are.Â She wants to have a leg up on Ryan.

We end with ‘Would You Rather’s’ and talking about how the website might go down because of too many people downloading.Â Go to the blog to check out a special show that was recorded with Nard from Bearpodcast.

Who’s Doing The Meth…Bears?…FM-106

Foul Monkey — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 22:26:17 +0000

Ryan is sleepy on this recording. We played Katamari Damacy way too much. Stephanie causes the whole podcast to stop. We have some new sounds, but we have to adjust the sounds. Email us if you have a problem with it. Ryan sings some Linkin Park.

Herbe tells his story about his African customer who came in and requested a camera to buy. Listen to find out what he needed it for. Then Ricky talks about his almost arrest. Six police officers and three cars pull him over. Ricky imitates the police officer. Herbe goes the fuck off on everyone in the room. Damn!

Stephanie tells her story about getting arrested. Then we go straight into some feedback from previous episodes. Check out the Foul Monkeys Blog to see the photos we posted specifically asked for by Angrygoatee. Stephanie does not agree with one of the listeners.

If you are rich, you are fucking evil Ryan says. Ryan extends a challenge to any listeners that live in Wyoming. As promised we drop a deuce.
We have sex noises, even queef’s. Then we ask Stephanie what it sounds like when she opens her legs.

We finish off with Would You Rather’s and head out.

Have a great week people.

p.s.-next four listeners to leave us a review at iTunes gets a free bumper sticker courtesy of Foul Monkeys.

Incest Down South…Com’er Brother…FM-105

Foul Monkey — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:41:43 +0000

Lala, from the Pink G33k Podcast is in the hizzle.Â We start out late because Ricky and Herbe had to get their eat on at Romano’s. Lala and Ninja (Sister) are the video game g33k girls?Â We go over some Lala life stuff and then move on.

Transformers, GI Joe, and other movie stuff is talked about.Â Transforming vagina’s make Ricky uncomfortable. “Thinking for yourself is bad, Ricky.” says Lala.

Lala wants her roommate to be super gay!Â Best friends don’t make good partners!

Wii, Wii, and more Wii. Email us with your Wii number!

We talk about Myspace sluts. We all know who they are, Candi, Heather, Christie, and Butt Nugget.

Go check out Pop Trash Radio.Â They rock and we love them.

Get a free Foul Monkeys bumper sticker by just following Ricky’s directions. Do it! Do it!

Last, visit the Foul Monkey’s Blog.Â There are pictures and postings by all of us here at Foul Monkeys.

Get Out the Crisco and Tell Her to Squeeze!…FM-104

Foul Monkey — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 00:05:20 +0000

Itâ€™s Ricky, Herbe, Dustin, Drew and Ryan around the table.Â 3 straights, 2 gays! Heaven.

You may remember the last episode as being a little too deep, so we have to come back and give you the upbeat one. The Easy, Breezy, Beautiful episode!Â Yeah I stole it from the PNS Explosion (with Rob Lindley)!Â Idols, they are my idols.

We talk about San Francisco for a while then move over to the hot tub action that went on at Dustinâ€™s party. News, News, News!

Herbe was a DD at age 8.Â Mac vs. Windows, AGAIN.Â Did you know that Dave Chapelle has started playing WoW?Â Then there is a big computer geek segment.

Ricky remembers when there were no such things as CDâ€™s.Â (He’s old)

We have phone calls from Brayden from Canada and Xavion from North Carolina.Â Happy Birthday Xavion!

Charity enters the room.Â Then Dominick enters the room.Â New characters to the show? Listen and find out.

A few random things white rappers and we’re out!

Check out the Foul Monkeys Forum blog!Â It is a new must see!

Throw Some D’s On That Bitch…FM-103

Foul Monkey — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:35:15 +0000

This episode has Ricky, Herbe, Ryan, Drew and Dustin. This is a two parter.
Drew looks like Harry Potter or John Lennon. We talk about Dustin’s wedding reception party. We talk about the game systems Ryan has gone through while using the bathroom.
Basically this show is interviewing Dustin. He is a Marine and is being deployed back to Iraq. We ask him some very curious questions. Listen to what he has to say.

Donate to the Paypal account to send Dustin some stuff to Iraq. Or email us to say you are interested. We will send back our mailing address so we can send the stuff out to him.

Ricky…Quit Fucking It Up…FM-102

Foul Monkey — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:48:00 +0000

Welcome Kyle to the studio.Â Kyle is a listener from back in the day. When Foul Monkeys was very young.Â Since we have matured he came to visit us.Â He also left a really big present.Â Check out the New Foul Monkeys Page.

We start out talking about what cereal we like. Â We got a late start recording.Â 12:30am on a Sunday.Â Yikes!Â Kyle also helped us hook up our computers so that we can make sounds and junk.Â Thanks to Christian for the help too!Â Twitter what?Â We take photos of us while recording the show.Â Check out the Foul Monkeys Forum for the photos.

We played the most ghetto game of Scrabble ever.Â We had to play Herbe’s way since it was his birthday.Â Then we go over some phone calls from Roy and Enrique (Yayayayaya). Of course Ricky fucks up the phone call recordings with the new system.

We end the show with ‘Would You Rather?’ and then head out.

Hey I Work…For Cock!…FM-101

Foul Monkey — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:20:56 +0000

Paris is out of jail. Please contact the CDC if you come in contact with her. We discuss the 100th show.Â Herbe only wants to hear country grammar if it is coming from a 300lb man.

We give Stephanie the third degree for smoking.Â Quit Girl Quit!Â Herbe had food poisoning this past weekend, so of course we talk about it.Â Ricky has a confession that takes about ohhhhhh 40 minutes to tell the story.

Stephanie has nice tits tonight.Â Is there a word equivalent to Doug in Spanish?

We have new Myspace people, Neighborgirl left us a review on iTunes, and we had three phone calls. Bigfundrew calls in to verify that he was distracted when he called in for the 100th show.Â Listen to find out what he was doing.

Are you left handed or right handed…..when you masturbate.Â Call in and let us know.Â Then you can find out our answers. Ricky discusses a dream he had.Â Very sexual.

Does His Penis Have Wi-Fi?…FM100

Foul Monkey — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:16:01 +0000

That’s right boys and girls, it is the 100th episode extravaganza.

We take listener calls, we goof around and then for an added bonus we take more listener calls.

Hope you enjoy the show and thank you for 100 episodes of pure fun.

Remember, Keep it Foul, Keep it Fun!

Call Our Fucking Hotline Whores…FM-99

Foul Monkey — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:38:55 +0000

We start the show off with a listener calling all the other listeners lame.Â Go ahead with your bad self.Â Watcha gonna do when ya get outta jail? What exactly are bear trap vaginas?Â Steffie shows her tig bitties.Â That’s hot.Â Ryan has a new song for Cici’s Pizza.

Ryan’s a virgin, touched for the very first time. Except he has extremely sensitive nipples.Â Kyle is coming to visit Herbe and I.Â He is from Kentucky.Â Ricky tells his little kid story. Let’s just say it involves a Dr Pepper bottle and dip.

Herbe has his nerd moment.Â Yes they will stop one day.

Ricky and Herbe talk about a subject that we almost started to fight about.

I Hope Old_Age Gets Hit By A Fucking Trolley…FM-98

Foul Monkey — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 13:13:17 +0000

***100th episode extravaganza! Call 206-984-FOUL***

Best intro ever. We start off talking about the 100th episode, and how badly you bitches need to call in.Â Use your cell phone, your home number, or download Skype and leave us a message. It is free that way.Â Our Skype ID is rickyburton2159.Â Then we start arguing how Lucille Balls husbands name is pronounced.

Herbe offers something to drink.Â It doesn’t have caffeine.Â Then we start talking about the live journal user old_age. He is such a dumb ass, but it is awesome that he comes up during the whole show. Thanks for giving us something to talk about old_age. You fucking suck, you asshole. Herbe gets Madonna and Cyndi Lauper mixed up.Â What?Â Is that possible?

Lala sent in her own rendition of “Herbe-a-licous”.Â It is so hot.Â If you want the whole version, then just email us and we will send it to you.Â Herbe has fallen in love with Paris Hilton. He plays a clip!

We went over some phone calls.Â Lala goes the hell off, but she is awesome so it is okay :)Â Make sure everyone goes to listen to the Pink G33k Podcast.Â A podcast of retards.Â All of a sudden we get attacked by retarded gangsta men.Â OMG dueling Arnolds. It gets crazy.

We end in Would You Rather’s. Â Dueling Arnold style!

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I Want An African Peter…FM-97

Foul Monkey — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 19:34:37 +0000

***Call us for the 100th episode 206-984-FOUL***

Ricky , Herbe, Ryan, Misty, and Steff are around the table.Â Ryan and Steff are kissing and gross everyone out.Â Herbe makes dinner and Steff washes the dishes.Â She has OCD.

We talk more Wii stuff.Â Everyone in the room has a Mii.Â Remember our Wii number is 8476-7111-1397-7743.Â Ricky gets a bit bitchy because no one is concentrating on once conversation. Then everyone shares about how ghetto Ricky and Herbe’s set up is.Â Yeah Corningware, that is all we have to mention on here.

MISTY is bi-sexual!!!!Â What?Â Please explain. Misty says there are true bi-sexuals!Â Steffie asks, “Are men gay if they like butt sex?” Â Misty falls off her beds really easily.

Wilson Phillips is back in Ricky’s computer and Herbe talks about his friend Peter from Sudan. We all talk about our sexual adventures in high school and attending ISS (in-school suspension).

We end with Misty’s news corner.

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Get Your Own Fucking Podcast Man…FM-96

Foul Monkey — Wed, 30 May 2007 02:17:32 +0000

***Give us a call for the 100th Show 206-984-FOUL*** We want to hear your voice!

Ricky and Herbe are in the same room!!!!Â Hooray!Â They are all alone, and loving it!Â Herbe talks about his going away party with AJ’s birthday party mixed in.

Then we start off talking about our trip.Â Then go straight into to a call from Lala.Â Ricky loves her idea.Â Make sure you go visit her podcast atÂ Pink G33k Podcast.

Then we visit with listener Ray in Houston. He rocks because he let us stay at his place for the night.Â We walk in and we see Nard from the Bearpodcast. We then do a podcast for his show and go to nighty nights.Â Then we talk about Texas.Â Good and bad.Â Herbe gets a speeding ticket there too.
We just got a Wii.Â Our number Wii number is 8476-7111-1397-7743. Send us your Mii too!

We talk about our new Frappr Map members, Myspace and go over some calls we received. Thanks Gus, Enrique, and Chardbear.Â Episodes 1-53 are gone.Â What should Enrique do to get over his ex?Â Call or write in and give him some advice.Â Herbe and Ricky talk about Paris Hilton’s album.

The Honorable Reverend Cantrell calls us to ask for some help with a gaydar issue.

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Trip….

Foul Monkey — Mon, 21 May 2007 02:45:22 +0000

This is just a reminder to all the Houston and New Orleans/Baton Rouge listeners.

Email us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com with your telephone number so that we can call you when we arrive. We would love to meet up with everyone that is in the surrounding areas.Â You can also IM us on AIM.Â Ricky=fmrickyb and Herbe=herbcig
Make sure you go download episode 95.Â Sometimes iTunes only downloads the latest show!Â Give us a call for the 100th episode. We would love to hear your voice on our show. 206-984-FOUL
Ricky and Herbe

This Is The Episode We All Dropped Acid…FM-95

Foul Monkey — Sun, 20 May 2007 01:07:23 +0000

We start out the show with a big surprise.Â Ricky started recording five minutes before anyone knew it. These are the things that go on before the show starts to record.Â Xavion text messages Ricky and tells him that episode 94 had too much estrogen.

Misty gets some feedback to her own email address.Â Does anyone email foulmonkeys@gmail.com?Â No.Â Someone from LANCAST emails her and asks, “What is your favorite infomercial?”

Jessie and John give Herbe and Ricky an ultimatum. Have sex with them or else. Slutfaces.Â Ryan gives good advise, “Don’t mess with Texas!”

Misty has fallen in love with Xtube.Â She loves the self-suckers.Â Herbe rips off the company he works for.Â Then Ricky asks for Ryan to be a little more enthusiastic when he talks.Â Ryan is Mexican, wait French?

Contact Foul Monkeys:
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Call us @ 206-984-FOUL.Â *We need calls for the 100th show*
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Did You Cum? Did You Cum?…FM-94

Foul Monkey — Tue, 15 May 2007 01:37:35 +0000

LEAVE US A MESSAGE FOR THE 100TH EPISODE. 206-984-FOUL

Ricky, Misty, and Stephanie are on the show tonight.Â An all girl production!Â Stephanie implies that Misty is giving lap dances to Ricky.Â Misty then goes into the story of Ricky’s hissing door.Â Check out the album art for what we discovered.Â It was after the supposed tornado.

We talk about weather like some old bitches on the porch of a senior citizens home. Then Ricky gives Apple lessons to Misty. Ricky talks about the menstrual blood paintings in the women’s bathroom at Ghetto Central Services.Â But there are always boogers on the mens bathroom walls. Right guys?Â Nothing is as gross as what Stephanie shares with everyone.

Stephanie does some Garrett bashing on the show.Â Listen for more information on the text message breakup.Â The US Mint is ruining the jobs of thousands of ~~strippers~~ dancers.

Misty and Stephanie gang up on Ricky about smokers rights?Â What they should have rights?

We go over our Frappr map.Â Again everyone give us a call for the 100th episode. We also listen to some phone calls.

We do some “Would You Rather’s” and then head out.

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Grow the Fuck Up and Masturbate Dumbass…FM-93

Foul Monkey — Sat, 12 May 2007 02:03:54 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, Ryan, Misty and Xanadu (Steffie) are in the recording studios tonight.Â We dicuss Misty’s name again.Â Steffie is excited because she is on an actual podcast.Â She shares the Foul Monkeys love with her co-workers.Â Herbe goes random.

Ernest Sewell leaves us yet another anonymous comment. We talk about it a little….just a little.

We talk about our weather.Â Smoke and hurricanes are on the list.

Ryan knows where all the gay spots are.Â Then we talk about The Silver Moon Drive-In.Â We talk about phone creepy people.Â Gross.

We go over some listener comments, talk about the new Frappr Map people, and new Myspace members.Â Herbe gives shout outs to Joncub onÂ Livejournal.

Ricky was on another podcast called Don’t Drop The Soap. JT rocks.Â Go check out his website.Â He also has two other podcasts, Real Men Wear Pink and Jayt Online.

Herbe talks about his Mormon friend and his non-masturbating self. No masturbation at 25 years old=fucking crazy.

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You Can Just Lay There…While I Fuck The Hell Out Of You…FM-92

Foul Monkey — Mon, 07 May 2007 02:08:35 +0000

We start out doing a sound check and fuck it up from the beginning.Â Ryan talks about hitting two fucking people.Â Herbe starts to preach about talking on the phone and driving. Then Ryan talks about his Barbie phone.Â Nerd alert, nerd alert!Â Then we go into cell phone etiquette while driving.

We give Ryan some advice.Â Go Gay!Â He will never go without sex.Â Then Herbe starts to hit on Ryan.Â Hum what is going on?

Listener’s BUY US stuff! Then we talk about the weather in Arizona.Â Herbe needs to get a history lesson or ten.

Red, green, yellow, brown? What? We all talk about our local ice-cream man.Â The company is called Slush-Yo-Mouth.Â Then we end with ‘Would You Rather’.

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“No One Has Bigger Balls Then Ricky’s!”…FM-91

Foul Monkey — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:12:27 +0000

We start out with Herbe’s love for Misty’s name.Â Then Ryan continues on to tell us his new nickname.Â Herbe goes off on Lil Jon the rapper and how he can only say a total of five words.

We give a big fuck you to Livejournal user Ernest L Sewell IV and discuss why.Â Misty drops some knowledge on this guy.Â Then Ricky’s balls come into the conversation again.Â Herbe brags about them.

Ryan, Misty and Ricky talk about their Chili’s adventure and how there was a table full of freaks.Â Then Herbe gives examples of the Walmart freaks he sees.

Then we do some, “Would You Rather?”

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Btalk…Always in the Shadow…FM-90

Foul Monkey — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 02:39:03 +0000

We start off talking about 28 Weeks Later. Then move to the Kennedy Space Center. Ricky tells his story about the snake under his bathroom sink. He screams like a GUUURRRRLLLLL!

Zombie education is a must. Learn bitches.

Then Btalk creates a wonderful video that starts Bearpodcast and Foul Monkeys. Here it is. Btalk Vs. Bearpodcast
We talk more. Listen,

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You’re A Fool…FM-89

Foul Monkey — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:08:57 +0000

Welcome back Ryan and Misty.Â Two people from the original Foul Monkeys.Â You might remember Misty cutting a big fart on episode 4!Â We talk a bunch of bullshit.Â Yeah that is about it.Â We go over some listener calls and then discuss people who leave anonymous comments or calls.

Enjoy the show.Â Foul Monkey’s one year episode is next Sunday.Â Give us a call and leave us some congrats.Â Also, the 100th episode is coming up and we want to do something special.Â Have ideas? Give them to us!

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I’m Gonna Cut Off Your Skin and Wear It To My Birthday…FM-88

Foul Monkey — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:15:59 +0000

Herbe tells Carlos to make fun of white people all he wants.Â We talk about Easter and how it is a total waste of holiday.Â Jesus never rises on the same day.Â What is that about?

Ricky says happy birthday/easter to his mom.Â Then Ricky’s weatherman crush died.Â Todd is rude and makes a phone call while doing the recording.Â What an asshole.

Todd joins in and tells us about his three-way relationship.

We play ‘Would You Rather’, talk some more shit, then hear a call from Lala.Â Pink G33k Podcast rules, check them out.

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What Is That Smell In The Air? Racism of Course…FM-87

Foul Monkey — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:37:21 +0000

This time around it is Ricky, Carlos, Herbe and Justin at the round table.Â We invite Justin along for the ride.Â We try to discus his birthday party, but it never happens.

We discuss music, racism, and Ricky’s balls. Yes guys, his balls.Â They have been nicknamed Squirrels.

We go over some phone calls.Â Herbe finally did his job and listened to them. We talk more about the bumper sticker.

Join the Monkey Jungle Map, visit the Myspace page, call us at 206-984-FOUL.

You can IM Ricky via AOL fmrickyb and Herbe at herbcig.

Thanks for listening and enjoy

Ricky and Herbe

My Inner Pedophile Wants To Fuck Your Inner Child…FM-86

Foul Monkey — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:21:27 +0000

Ricky, Herbe, Carlos, Nathan and drunk ass Todd bring in the show.

Not a lot of time for show notes, just know it rocks.

Ricky fucks up the recording once again.Â Blame him by calling 206-984-FOUL or by emailing us at foulmonkeys@gmail.com.

Also visit Myspace, join the Frappr Map, and leave us an iTunes review whores! Contact us on AOL: fmrickyb or herbcig or call us on Skype: rickyburton2159.
Ricky B and Herbe

Everything Cums Better in Threes…FM-85

Foul Monkey — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 23:03:28 +0000

Don’t have enough time for show notes.

Special guest Nathan appears, but you can barely hear him.Â He will be on the next show more than likely.

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Ricky <3’s Herbe

Okay I Can Be Groucho or I can Be Vagina Face…FM-84

Foul Monkey — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:35:07 +0000

What’s that you say?Â Mute Brandy is in the house.Â We talk about ourselves since we have new listeners.Â The story of Stalker Herbe comes out.

We talk 300, the movie.Â Herbe reenacts a part of the movie and accepts the award for best re-enactment.Â Brandy professes her love for Ricky and Justin Timberlake.

Brandy tells us about her dentist appointments.Â Then starts telling everyone Ricky’s secrets.Â Brandy and Ricky reenact Kevin’s telephone skills.Â Cross-dressing Taco Bell workers and teen-age geeks.

Bi-racial or inter-racial? Which is right? Herbe blows out the listeners ears by getting excited about Wheel-of-Fortune.

Brandy calls in and makes a suggestion. We talk a few minutes about Mommie Dearest,Â which in Ricky’s opinion is one of the greatest movies ever made.Â Herbe says German’s suck because of their Coke products.

We have some would you rather questions….

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Happy Birthday Pickle Puffer…FM-83

Foul Monkey — Sun, 11 Mar 2007 15:58:56 +0000

We start off talking about our mics and how they stink. Then we try the noise thing again, we are just a little slow. Herbe has good news Ricky and Herbe talk about cars, we are so straight and junk.

Bobo_dreams (Ryan) from livejournal drew us a poster for Foul Monkeys. This is what it looks like:

Herbe talks about his chubby boys and what he requires. Kind of picky. Breaking news: It is about Samantha. Ricky kind of goes off about her. Listen and learn. We have a new listener. Simple_defeat rocks. We also go over some phone calls. After a few times we finally get to listen to it. Ricky thanks everyone for their birthday wishes. E-cum, humm….

Finbar is ruining the show, damn it. Xavion gets his shout out, Lala rocks, and JD is cool like that.

Mommie Dearest is all Ricky has to say.

Listen to Andrew Rodriguez’s new song ‘Bear’ it is at the end of the show.

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I Have Been Distracting Ricky With My Penis…FM-82

Foul Monkey — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:22:06 +0000

The Herbizzle is in the house (literally).Â Ricky talks about his birthday party.

We talk about music and such.Â Hayward the III was at the party, he will be the next gangsta rappa!Â Shaun of the Dead.Â That is all.

Breaking news, listen to get it.Â Herbe geeks out on Yahoo Towers and Technic Beat.Â Lala and the Ninja from the Pink G33k podcast will know all about this shit.Â Kyle has his own sound bite.

Who won the bumper sticker contest? Â We talk about Bobo_dreams from Livejournal.

We talk about our Frappr Map peeps and Myspace followers.

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Email: foulmonkeys@gmail.com
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Later kiddies,

Ricky and Herbe

It’s Late….We Know…FM-81

Foul Monkey — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:14:22 +0000

The show is late.Â We know.Â Sorry for the wait kiddies!Â Ricky and Herbe have been spending lots of time together.Â New show will be out on Wednesday.Â Here is a little something to hold you over until then.

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Call us: 206-984-FOUL

LEAVE US AN iTUNES REVIEW BITCHES!

All I Think About is Newspapers and Cum…FM-80

Foul Monkey — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:21:28 +0000

That is Finbar on the album art.Â Adorable huh?Â Herbe is a lazy bastard.Â He gets a promotion. Wal-Mart employees steal?Â What?

We have a nerd moment.Â Herbe goes off on Windows Vista users.Â Well at least the ones that buy it.
iTunes reviews, YAY!Â Someone tells us how they really feel about Foul Monkeys.Â Angrygoatee gets the answer right to the contest that Herbe was having.Â He gets a special picture.Â LEAVE US AN iTUNES REVIEW.

We talk about our old newspaper jobs and how fun they were.Â Ricky talks school. ZZZzzz!Â We talk music.Â Tori Amos has a new album coming out on May 1st

Ricky and Herbe talk about the Valentines Day gifts they sent one another.Â We talk about listener emails and the people that joined The Monkey Jungle Map. Â Kyle might spunk up our website.Â Keep an eye out.Â Also, we have a phone call.Â Can you guess who it is before we say.Â There are only two entries for the bumper stickers. You have three days to get it in. Also, three days for everyone to get episodes 1-25.

The Bearwatch.net boys take us out.Â Go check it out.

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email us: foulmonkeys@gmail.com
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Finally call us at 206-984-FOUL

I Don’t Have Titties, I Have Hot Spots of Doom…FM-79

Foul Monkey — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:33:58 +0000

Bear Watch 8!Â Check it out!

Ricky fucks up the introduction of course.Â What is new? Ricky wants Chinese pussy. Herbe talks about his hot spots of doom (nipples).

Herbe goes off on internet lingo.Â We go into The Monkey Jungle Map and that ten people signed up.Â We give shout outs!

We give shout outs to CincyCub!Â We plug Royal’s Rants Podcast.Â Bob contacts us through email and we read it.

Ricky talks about a guy he dated and why he stopped dating him.Â Jose was a good man, but had one minor problem. Then Ricky talks about his straight classmate and how he is crushing on him really bad.Â We thank Snoggered for the new album art.Â Check it out!
Don’t forget send us your bumper stickers for the contest. Also, you have eight days to download episodes 1-25 including the pilot show.Â Once it is removed it is going to be placed in the vault for fifty years.Â Or when someone offers us money to make them a DVD of it!

Contact Foul Monkeys:
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Last but not least, leave us a review on iTunes!

Ricky and Herbe

Nothin’ Spells Lovin’…Like Marryin’ Your Cousin…FM-78

Foul Monkey — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:09:21 +0000

We start out with an ad for Bearwatch 8. Go check out the website HERE. Herbe is holding up his own contest. Links to his porn…what? We then dive into Anna Nichole Smith dying. Yes it is old news, but we still wonder what she is thinking in heaven right now? Like my body?

Herbe digs deep down and insults straight models. Then he puts gay bears and chubs on a pedestal. Typical chaser? Let us know. Ricky declares his new obsession. Then he sings. Oh Gawd! Ricky bitches about co-workers, then moves on straight to Whitney Houston.

We go over a phone call from Ray. He bumps us up to 4 1/2 stars on iTunes. Go do your jobs you bitch ass listeners! We then talk about JD and Jesse. Then we had a caller call in with a minor problem. Very gross and minor. It involved peanut butter and body parts. We leave your mind to wonder. Florida or Germany?

Cincycub, yes this is about you. Listen! More people add the Monkey Jungle Map. Keep going! Herbe asks Cincycub about his state. ZZZzzz. Herbe and Ricky get geographically retarded. It is okay, the rest of the United States is the same way. Herbe gets confused as hell.

We talk about our new contest we have going on. Are you up for it? Special things happen for the Monkey Jungle Map people.

Then we end it with a recording with Nard from the BearPodcast. Hope you enjoy it!

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Will You Cure Me With Your Injections Dr Herbe?…FM-77

Foul Monkey — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:16:59 +0000

Generation XYZ.Â Ricky and Herbe talk about generations and CCR.Â February 1st through March 5th is Ricky’s birthday month.Â Don’t forget it.Â Herbe insists Ricky gets a Spanish accent.Â Ricky says he should be learning billy goat instead.

Ricky sees Dreamgirls.Â Yes, probably the last gay person on Earth to see it.Â We discuss the movie and other things during hard racial times. Did Beyonce play Diana’s and her own part?Â Call in and let us know - 206-984-FOUL.

JOIN THE FRAPPR Map.Â Click on the link The Monkey Jungle Map and follow the directions.Â It is free and simple.Â You know like this show.Â We have a couple new listeners.Â Royal with cheese?Â What could that mean?

Listners Ninja from Pink G33k, Angrygoatee, and Xavion call in and tell us a few things.Â Angrygoatee has a wonderful idea.Â Listen and learn. Remember the first twenty-five episodes will be removed on February 28th.Â Go download the shows.

Herbe goes the hell off on Anderson Cooper all because of his……?

Bearwatch 8.Â We advertise, you must go to the website.

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Ricky and HerbeÂ

The Herbe Testicle Tastes Like Grape…FM-76

Foul Monkey — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:27:01 +0000

RICKY FUCKED UP THE SHOW, SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR IT

It’s another fun filled episode with guest co-host Ryan, Ricky and Herbe. We start out talking chicken, Ryan’s favorite animal to eat. Ricky then complains about how he has all this expensive equipment, but can’t seem to connect it right. Foul Monkeys needs an electrician and junk.

Ryan discusses his obsession with WoW and his digital friends. Lakeland builds ramps for its resident Swans. One million dollars was spent to build ramps for the swans to get out of the water easier. What a waste. Ricky starts bitching at Herbe because he is typing. The listeners have a fit when they hear typing. Damn disgruntle listeners. Herbe confesses his attraction to Ryan.

Lala from Pink G33k, calls us three times in one week. Apparently she has it out for Samantha. Xavion brings in the last of the voice mails. Keep them coming in guys and gals.

We start talking about ghetto cars, especially ‘The Hulk’. Herbe gives us details about Phoenix ghetto mobiles. Ricky sees a huge ‘Monster Truck’ and tells who was in it.

Texas, that is all we have to say. We answer a “Would You Rather” question from Ricky’s desk calendar. ASU was giving $100,000 for testicles. We discuss what we could have done.

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p.s.-The strange black man in our ID3 tag is Xavion

If you Skype us you may be recorded….call at your own risk!

Girls Enjoy Anal Too…FM-75

Foul Monkey — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:43:49 +0000

Lala from Pink G33k brings in the show.Â Ricky and Herb start out talking about Africa, and the non-English speaking city of Miami.

Then we sing.

We talk about more crap.Â I don’t have time to post all the show notes.Â Listen you bitches!Â Why are our downloads going down?Â Spread the love of Foul Monkeys.

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Later listenturds,

Ricky B

Peaches and Herbe…FM-74

Foul Monkey — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:39:38 +0000

It’s a whole new sound. Ricky bought some microphones. Tell us what you think about the sound. Herbe doesn’t have the new microphone YET.

Bryan and Xavion call in. Bryan tries to make himself sound better. We get it Bryan you are southern we understand. Xavion worries about saying ‘uh’ too much and how much he LOVES James. It is okay. Keep calling in guys and gals.

Herbe lets the world know Ricky is not a chub, but a chubby boy. Whatever it is all the same. Ricky is obsessed with some shoes he has been looking for. Be prepared to be bored. For a good minute.

Anyway listen, learn, and masturbate.

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You, and Your Black Man Penis…FM-73

Foul Monkey — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:24:42 +0000

This is a long one too.Â We talk a bunch of stuff.

We talk about Pink G33k.Â They are awesome.Â Check them out.

Time for Ricky’s bed time.

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Peace Out Bears, Monkeys or Whatever the Fuck…FM-72

Foul Monkey — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:21:12 +0000

Well that was a long and hard one…and so is the show too.

Welcome back Herbe.Â He brought his cute bear friend AJ along.Â It’s 3 a.m. here in Florida and Ricky is a sleepy bitch.Â It is not natural to be awake so late.Â Herbe bought a new car.Â Clap. Clap. Clap.Â No, not that kind of Clap.
Listen to the show, I cunt remember what we talked about.

Ricky and Herbe

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No Racism Here…It’s Just Fun Talking About People…FM-71

Foul Monkey — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:17:07 +0000

Welcome the new intro. Thanks to Herbe and his friend Andrew Rodriguez. Thanks guys!

Herbe starts off right away about Apple and all that junk. Ricky doesn’t care because it gets the podcast done. Nerd alert…nerd alert….

Then Herbe calls out Ricky’s age. Herbe was twelve in 1997. Yikes. Then Herbe talks about fixing up the Myspace page. Go check it out bitches.

We talk about Colin. Poor Colin. Listen to find out. Herbe wants to do a segment called, “Ask a White Dude in Phoenix.” Then we are interrupted by Samantha. Don’t worry you can’t hear her.

Then Finbar tries to steal the show. Damn dog. No Ricky is not lighting his pipe, he is playing with something and not his penis.

Herbe turns retarded and then we talk about more stuff. I don’t remember.

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He Was Chubby…But He Wasn’t Cute…FM-70

Foul Monkey — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:15:27 +0000

Welcome Herbe to the show. He is filling in for my co-host. He might be permanent, maybe not. He is my boyfriend so it is a good possibilty. We talk about re-vamping the show, working on the website, and pimping the Myspace page.

We talk about a bunch of shit, but hey that is why you download the show right?

Enjoy!

Drinks Are Like…..And Junk…FM-69

Foul Monkey — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:29:25 +0000

Ricky and James bring in the New Year with a drunk call to the hotline. Yeah you know that number that you never call?

Anyway we talk about our New Year’s and how drunky we got.

Fat, ass, possessed rice and more on this crappy one.

p.s.-This is episode 69….do you think it might be dirty?

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Peace….

Ryan’s Ass Is A Bear’s Den…FM-68

Foul Monkey — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:43:14 +0000

It is another shitty show with Ryan, Wagner, Fer.

Not much to talk about. Ryan finds out that the egg comes first. Then it is a show full christians, African Aids, and some other useless crap.

Nick from the Madhatters show calls in and asks Ryan a question. Look forward to Ryan’s ass picture being online soon.

Show is long, can’t remember all the crap we talked about.

Sorry babies….

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Ricky B

I Am A Whore…But I Am A Safe Whore…FM-67

Foul Monkey — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 00:05:29 +0000

Thanks Gayzok for the new intro.

Ricky and Steve not Adam and Eve. Welcome my friend Steve who is new to the podcast world. I popped his cherry. Thatâ€™s hot!

The episode starts out with a technical difficulty. Go figure. NEWS NEWS NEWS Samantha has stepped down from her position. I am sure you guys know why.

We talk everything Polk County. Well not everything, but close enough. Then Steve announces his old job. He was a Po-Po! That is right, uniform and everything. He had a crush on Richard Simmons! Hummmmâ€¦.well listen.

We talk more shit and then end the show at with a forty-four minute long ass show.

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Ricky B

Mute Brandy Said What?…FM-66

Foul Monkey — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:43:59 +0000

Sorry turds and turdettes, Daddy was on vacation and didn’t post a show. Verbally spank me by emailing me at foulmonkeys@gmail.com.

Above you will see a photo of Herb and I. Yes that is my man.

Listen up, Mute Brandy has a lot to say.

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I’m Super Tight…Yeah In Your Butt…FM-65

Foul Monkey — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 15:08:50 +0000

After a long hard day at Busch Gardens, Tampa Bay Florida, Samantha and Ricky get it on long and hard while doing the podcast. We talk about our day there and some of the things we experienced. Ricky talks about his fat moments on each ride. Ricky’s phone rings and Samantha goes off on how rude he is.

Samantha starts to rub Ricky’s black pussy! Samantha talks about Ricky shocking the hell out of himself with Christmas lights.

We play a comment to names Sam’s new boyfriend, we talk about Mike Hipp at www.podcastsoup.net, and talk about a Myspace listener. Ricky fuck’s up her name. It is Freak not Fear on Myspace.

Then Ricky talks about his new race, Mexicubricans.

Then Samantha’s phone rings.

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I Was So Nervous…I Almost Pooped My Pants…FM-64

Foul Monkey — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:20:42 +0000

How do you like the new intro? It is big Samantha style and junk.

We are recording live from Starfucks on Hard-on Blvd. Ricky fucks up the episode as soon as it starts, but that is okay Samantha has wonderful news to share with you. We talk about our experience at Toys-R-Us.

Then we talk about our experience in the…….adult bookstore. This was our first time ever entering one. Gayzok AKA Mike sent us some messages on my phone. We play them also. Then she talks about her new ‘boyfriend’.

We talk more junk and Samantha is single. Yeah and what?

Thanks for listening!

I’m All About the Ass Fuel…FM-63

Foul Monkey — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:37:29 +0000

Ryan is in the hizz-ous.

We shoot the shit with Wagner in the room with us. Don’t worry she doesn’t speak too much.

Ryan is still a little uncomfortable with the bears loving him.

Ricky talks about his retarded fellow student in Christiansburg, Virginia.

Ryan explains what Super Secret Saturday is. It is interesting as all get out.

Samantha’s two dollar bill was rejected at Books-A-Million. The story is told. Starbucks takes it though.

Wagner talks Africa and how everything that has AIDS.

p.s.-Ryan will post a picture of his ass if you call in to the hotline!

That Was 7 Minutes and 29 Seconds Of Crap…FM-62

Foul Monkey — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:08:14 +0000

Samantha stops by to talk and talk and talk. That’s how she rolls. And what?

We try to re-inact our Books-A-Million experience, but we fuck it up.

Carrie Underwood visits the studio. She leaves pretty quickly.

We talk about cheating boyfriends and how we would handle it.

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Ricky

I Was The Badass, You Were The Gay One…FM-61

Foul Monkey — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:23:50 +0000

This is my sister and I circa 1982.

Yeah so Teresa is on the show tonight. We talk about a lot of crap. Enjoy the show!

We talk about cyber weinees and masturbating with shaving cream

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I Don’t Agree With Gay Jesus…FM-60

Foul Monkey — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:45:46 +0000

This is an old one bitch! And what?????

Ryan didn’t vote. Let’s spank him. He explains why he could not vote. It was not good enough and you all must tell him through commenting on the website or email us. Ricky also bitches about Ryan never showing up on Sundays to record!

Ryan farts in your ears. Ryan says he would not willingly take a penis in his butt.

Finbar gives his commentary on things. Ricky talks about the Dixie Chicks and their new documentary. Ricky ~~wants~~ didn’t see 8 Films to Die For. Ricky didn’t cut the part out he was supposed to, so there is a long pause in the podcast. Get over it bitches!

Ryan shuns Steel Magnolias. How dare him! We then talk about “Death of a President.”

Ryan talks about his dying need of a bee-jer when it is his last moments. Strawberry shortcake, the werewolf, incredible hulk, and the rear admiral.

Later,
Ricky B

Queef…It’s What’s For Dinner…FM-59

Foul Monkey — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:38:14 +0000

Crack pipe, remote control strollers, and fucking around! That is the topic of the night.

Who want’s a big side of queef? Ryan does! He wants bloody queef farts!

Finbar interrupts the show and then Ryan tries to call out Ricky, but it’s his damn show fucker!

Money changes everyone!

Ryan makes Herb blush!

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Ricky

Bearapalooza 2006

Foul Monkey — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:00:49 +0000

Yes that is Ricky’s ass crack signed by Kendall.

James and Ricky discuss Bearapalooza and junk.

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Call our hotline 206-984-FOUL. If you don’t call within the next few days the line will be shut off.

She Only Likes Black Cock….FM-58

Foul Monkey — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:45:43 +0000

No show notes. Ricky is tired. Bearapalooza kicked his ass.

Details later.

p.s.-Kendall signed my ass crack.

Ricky Is Rubbing My Ass….FM-57

Foul Monkey — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:10:42 +0000

Ryan starts out with food. He loves food and chicken is his vice. Then Ryan learns that Kazakhstan is a real country.

Ryan walks in while Herb was visiting, so he talks about it. Coby….Sony….whatever!

Skat? What? Anyway Ryan talks about his adventure in Savannah, GA. Ghetto!

We remember Misty’s fart in episode 4. Go back and listen!!!!!

We talk about Austrailians. Damn racists!

Way more to type, but not feeling it.

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Cheese On Your Tube Steak?…FM-56

Foul Monkey — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:04:12 +0000

Samantha is back. She rocks. She is totally doing this secretly so no one can tell on her. Her boyfriend does not approve and she just feels like the dirtiest girl ever.

We talk about our lazy Sunday, the pissy pussy store we went into, and what Cosmo has to say about blondes and not what to say while flirting. We fuck up the skits we try. Oh well get used to it.

We talk about evolution and how Christians don’t believe in it or the dinosaurs. Samantha can’t imagine eating a T-Rex leg. Even more amazing is that Samantha knows how to speak cave-man language.

We talk about a stupid moment with Samantha’s significant other.

Ricky has a new addiction. It involves blood, strings, and cotton.

There is more to talk about, but Ricky is tired and doesn’t feel like talking anymore.

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Keep listening!

Ricky

There Was Cream All Over My Shirt……FM-55

Foul Monkey — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:17:36 +0000

Allison is in the studios. She has never listened to an episode of Foul Monkeys and really doesn’t know what a podcast is.

We talk about all the good times, the bad, the stoned moments, and then reality tv.

Allison talks about her choking experience. She was scared at first but then it shot out of her mouth. Humm go listen.

90210 what? Allison can tell you anything about this show. Call or write in with any questions of 90210 and Allison will answer them.

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Later guys and gals,

Ricky

Long, White, and Slimey….FM-54

Foul Monkey — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:19:00 +0000

Samantha is back. That is all there is to say about this episode.

Hope you like.

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Say Goodnight Gina

Foul Monkey — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:14:23 +0000

Hello monkey lovers, this is Gina.Â I wanted to let everyone know that due to recent events, I have decided to leave Foul Monkeys.Â This is not a joke, I am being serious.Â Episode 53 is my last episode.Â You can still catch me on Gay Dessert at gaydessert.com.Â If anyone wants to contact me, they can email me at: gaydessert@gmail.com or gatxdude@gmail.com.

Thanks for listening to me.Â I’m gonna miss ya.

Fuck You

Gina

Cum, Semen, and Rice..Gagalicious-FM-53

Foul Monkey — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:31:52 +0000

Jigsaw opens the show for us. Better listen bitches.

We sing more in this episode then ever before! That is because we talk about musical condoms. Thanks Microautoe!

Gina starts off by wanting a big dick in her ass, pussy and mouth. Yeah that is how she rolls. We are recording really late so we might be a little delirious.

Ricky can’t wash clothes.

Gina shares her new icon “Translesbian.”

New segment. “Father May I.”

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Keep it foul, keep it fun!

Calling All The Indians-FM-52

Foul Monkey — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 22:45:45 +0000

We begin by calling all the Indians out. We need some help from the elders.

Tina and Ariel call in. They are on the loose and they are loving it.

Too many show notes to type out.

p.s.-bloopers at the end.

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We Are Back….And What?

Foul Monkey — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 21:06:01 +0000

Yeah so we yanked your chain! We fooled ya’! Maybe we didn’t.

Ricky and Gina are arrested. They tell their story.

Listen and learn

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Ricky and Gina

Fiddy Fiddy Fiddy

Foul Monkey — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:25:40 +0000

It is our fiftieth episode.

It is a special episode. Not short bus special though.

So special there can’t be any show notes.

Listen and learn.

FM 49: Doggystyle

Foul Monkey — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:01:57 +0000

Herb joins us again for another 3some.Â He visits Gina Studios to check out the pussy pad.Â We discuss the episode of Nip/Tuck where Melissa Gilbert is getting it on with her dog.Â Woof Woof..

Big Thank You to Mike (GayzOk) for hooking up the Foul Monkeys Myspace page.Â And we love you Ruicub :-).

“Serving You Is Our Pleasure”

Why do we plug some many things.Â We just plug way too much shit.Â Fucking Plug, Plug, Plug.

Fuck You

Gina and Ricky

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FM 48: Herb+, Fer, and Ryan Oh My!!!!!

Foul Monkey — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:29:17 +0000

Welcome listener Herb+, from AZ, Ryan and his girlfriend to the show

Ricky sounds like shit because of his damn sinus infection. Then we go into our beach day and how Samantha got sucked at the beach.

Ricky tells his story about his fear of snakes and then Ryan comes up with a conclusion as to why Ricky is gay.

Herb+ falls in love with Fer, Ryan be aware.

Sardines, potted meat, and Ethopian Cribs are discussed.

We beg to be digged and we announce who are new Myspace Master is!

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Ricky and Gina!

Go Digg Foul Monkeys

Foul Monkey — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:43:41 +0000

Hello Monkey Lovers…go to Digg.com (this link will auto search FM for you) and “digg” Foul Monkeys.Â Help us get to the front page of digg.com.Â All you have to do is click on link, register if you haven’t already and “digg” us.Â That’s it.

Fuck You

Gina and Ricky

No Speak En’grish

Foul Monkey — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:36:49 +0000

We get the show started doing what we do best…Bitch.Â What else…fast food.Â Gina bitches about napkins being a condiment now.Â And Ricky talks about being raped by the King…he had to pay dearly for it.Â Wow!

We go on a toilet adventure and Ricky informs us about his popping his back while taking a shit at work.Â We go a little further on our adventure…take a listen to find out where we go.

We decided that since we were having troubles with keeping the shows down to a decent time that we would start using a timer to let us know when to “Shut The Fuck Up’.Â This is our “virgin” show trying out the new timer.

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Suckscock by Name

Foul Monkey — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:29:58 +0000

Ruicub gets the show started off thinking it’s his show.Â Poor guy is delusional again.Â Ricky bitches him out for doing a longer interview with Gina than him.

We finally have technical difficulty and it’s not our fault.Â Ruicub makes our ears bleed from the noise coming from his side.Â Gina pisses him off with her interview, and he goes the fuck off!!!

The Nasty Panty Puddin’ twins meet up with Sheyla and talk about disgusting things.Â Aerial tells Sheyla and everybody else what their last names are.

So enjoy the sick shit!!!!

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FM’s Gone Mobile

Foul Monkey — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 20:21:22 +0000

Just a quick note to let everyone who listens (giggle) to the show, that we have gone mobile.Â You can now get FM’s streamed to your cell phone via your phones web browser.Â Go to pod2mob.com to register.

Gina

Give Me A ‘Monkeys’…Give Me A ‘Foul’

Foul Monkey — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:03:49 +0000

Since we were late with the last one…

Ricky starts the show off fucking up a cheer. He forgot to put the F.O.U.L. in Foul Monkeys. Gina wants to fuck Christian Troy (Julian McMahon) from Nip/Tuck. Both her and Ricky love the show.Gina asks Ricky if the “little dick” sign was still up at his work. Unfortunately the sign is gone. But we have the pic.

Gina tells Ricky about her time in the Service. Take a listen to find out what happened. See if she does any servicing.

We end the show discussing our board meeting to discuss getting paid by iTunes.

It’s “The Ruicub Show”. Ruicub interviews Gina this time.

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Midgets Are Well Hung….No Matter How Big They Are!

Foul Monkey — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:37:33 +0000

Sorry the show is late guys and gals. Ricky has the case of the sickies!

The second episode with Americanbadbear, with a little bit of Ruicub mixed in.

Silly, foul and funny is how we roll in this episode.

Sorry there are no show notes.

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Foul Monkeys and AIM

Foul Monkey — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:38:31 +0000

Hola monkey lovers,

Just wanted to let you guys know I (Ricky) have an AIM screen name so that you guys and gals can reach me. My AIM screen name is FMRickyB. Feel free to contact me on that screen name.

You can get ahold of Gina on AIM at screen name: Eddieee. Yes, that’s right…Eddieee. Make sure you get the number of E’s right, otherwise who the hell knows who you will talk to.
Later friends,

Ricky B

I’ll Change Your Diaper……

Foul Monkey — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:56:59 +0000

Headbanger beginning. Hell-to-the-yeah! Thank you Gayzok for our new intro! We love it! Mucho lovo to you-o!

It’s Ricky, Gina, and James. Yes that is correct Americanbadbear joins use on this show. Scary fun with just a little bit of horniness mixed in with it. James, you silly man, only Ricky and Gina can bitch on this show.

We discuss the BTalk saga. Jason is back thank goodness! James tells some of Ricky’s business while down in Ft. Lauderdale. “Sit down, bring your cofee and listen!”

James talks about the video he is making of himself and Ricky. Then Ricky and Gina give James a trivia question, “When was the last time you listened to one of our shows?” Ricky wants to change James’s diaper. Freaky…maybe.

Ring! Ring! Ring! Ruicub answers. then gives us a big diss! Then he wants to be friends again so we say okay.

Footing is hot. Listen to find out. Then Gina gets his trick call. Gina was horny and left my chair all wet and juicy.

+Herbe takes us out!

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